A Better World
Wouldn't the world be a better place if:
All the gay guys were like Will Truman;
All the lesbians were like the ones in porn;
All the straight guys were like Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin;
And all the straight girls were like the ones in Beverly Hills 90210.
Then everyone would fit their stereotypes - it would be a true Pleasantville.
All the gay guys were like Will Truman;
All the lesbians were like the ones in porn;
All the straight guys were like Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin;
And all the straight girls were like the ones in Beverly Hills 90210.
Then everyone would fit their stereotypes - it would be a true Pleasantville.
posted by matt at 1:30 PM
8 Comments:
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But it would be a WAAAYYY! better place if:
All the gay guys were like the ones in porn;
All the lesbians were like the ones in Be(a)verly Hills 90210;
All the straight guys were like Will Truman;
And all the straight girls were like Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin.
Hot damn! Book me a ticket!
or.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................we bombed Denmark
or...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................we bombed Denmark
what if your sex life was like a porno, you were charming like that Will Truman (oh he's just dashing isn't he - i wonder, what's he like?)meanwhile you held a job down writing on the simpsons with a bunch of hot lesbians who don't mind you watching...
Perhaps the highest realization of, not a perfect world, but simply a better world would be:
Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, and Will Truman in a lesbian-like porn threesome on the back lot of the long abandoned Beverly Hills 90210 set; the crew -- all the straight girls and guys from Pleasantville.
The statistical probabilities and combinations boggle the mind.
Matt, dude...that's a pretty funny picture on your homepage. I hope you don't actually take yourself THAT seriously! 'Cause then it wouldn't be funny any more.
That pictures better than the old "I just got home from huntin'" one that was up before, lookin pretty sharp for an island stealin' Dane.
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