Sand For Sale
While riding through hot, sunny Tucson (please note the two words "hot" and "sunny") on a hot and sunny day, my brother and I noticed (at a quick stop for a drink, on accounta the hot and sunny-ness) something quite odd.
A tanning salon.
It actually got me thinking of some profitable ventures here. A great way to reduce overhead for a tanning salon here would be to just get rid of the roof of the place and lay down some cots. Then, simply charge people 10 dollars to come into your building and lie down to tan. Huzzah! A tanning salon.
The other ventures I've thought of include a cactus store, and a sand store. These places would be ideal for the Arizonan and his or her cactus and sand needs. Heaven knows how hard it is to get decent sand and cacti these days.
Epilogue: I've seen one cactus store (no, really!) thus far. Still looking for the sand depot.
A tanning salon.
It actually got me thinking of some profitable ventures here. A great way to reduce overhead for a tanning salon here would be to just get rid of the roof of the place and lay down some cots. Then, simply charge people 10 dollars to come into your building and lie down to tan. Huzzah! A tanning salon.
The other ventures I've thought of include a cactus store, and a sand store. These places would be ideal for the Arizonan and his or her cactus and sand needs. Heaven knows how hard it is to get decent sand and cacti these days.
Epilogue: I've seen one cactus store (no, really!) thus far. Still looking for the sand depot.
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Ouch!!!!
I just read your "Hummers Really Blow!" Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!!! Do you really hate H2's? Yet, I schlepped you all over Tucson in one....Hell, we even went to Mexico in one....Well, we drove it to the border and walked across, but you loved my Hummer, well, um, errr, my H2. I really need to kick back and really rethink why I bought it now. I've always been happy with my Penis, I didn't click on the Ghetto Spinning Rims or Ghetto stereo package. I didn't get it to pick up chicks......I guess I got it because Arizona's skies looked too clear. Yeah, that's why.
You had the choice of riding in the Mercedes....but I distinctly remember you asking me one day when I took the MB, "Aren't you going to take the Hummer?" As if you were disappointed. You were weren't you!!!? You Closet Hummer Lover!!!"
Hi Matt.
I don't have a store, but I DO sell sand.
Look at the bottom of my page at www.targemaker.co.uk
Joe
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