A Scene On The Highway Yesterday That Caused Me To Exhale Loudly

A black Hummer Humvee cuts right in front of me...

- There is a Jesus Fish on the trunk.
- There is a "Be Right, Be Straight" bumper sticker on the right side of the bumper (complete with a rainbow flag that is burning.)
- There is a "Vote Harpur, He Values You" bumper sticker on the left side of the bumper.
- The driver (husband) is talking on his cellphone
- The passenger (wife) is talking on her cellphone (assumedly, not to each other?)
- The two kids in the back are watching a T.V. that drops down from the ceiling.
- As the Hummer gets onto the exit ramp, the wife flicks a butt out the window, and follows up with chucking out a plastic twinkie wrapper....

Sigh.