I really hate horses. . .
Big, stupid animals that shit everywhere and still get freaked and look like they are going to kick my head off. Come to think of it, I think they hate me, too.
However, I honestly wonder if there could be a horse-human conspiracy going on. Perhaps they are just pretending to be big, stupid animals that shit everywhere.
Do horses actually digest the hay they eat, or is it some form of retribution at humans for cooping them up and plopping their fat asses on their vertebrae for thousands of years?
Horse shit really doesn't look any different from undigested hay. Look closely - it's like they don't even chew the stuff and their duodenums just wave it past and say "yeah, just keep going."
I think it's just horses conspiring to cover all our walking trails with shit. They probably eat burgers when we aren't watching.
"Windancer, keep loading up on the hay," Greystone Rider announces, "you have to cover the hobby farm tomorrow, Eternal Beauty, you take the Moraine trail, and I'll hit the apple orchard. We'll have those humanshoes caked with shit by lunchtime."
"And then we can have burgers?" Winddancer asks, as he clip-clops out the door...
March 3, 2004 - What kind of abbreviation is R.I.P. anyway? I mean, when people see that on gravestones, they don’t say Rest in Peace---the first thing that comes to mind is RIP. RIP, John Smith---he was a good man. RIP, RIP, RIP---after a few seconds everyone says, oh yeah---Rest in Peace. Phew.
Who thought of abbreviating it anyway? Was it during some cash-strapped era like the depression or something? I mean—the guy’s dead---now is not the time to skimp—and RIP? That’s a great word to have on the stone that guards your body for eternity—think of all the other great things that sound like it: Jack the RIPper, RIP-off, RIP your lungs out (which for some unlucky mobsters, might be the way they actually did pass on, which in that case, I forgive them.)
However, I honestly wonder if there could be a horse-human conspiracy going on. Perhaps they are just pretending to be big, stupid animals that shit everywhere.
Do horses actually digest the hay they eat, or is it some form of retribution at humans for cooping them up and plopping their fat asses on their vertebrae for thousands of years?
Horse shit really doesn't look any different from undigested hay. Look closely - it's like they don't even chew the stuff and their duodenums just wave it past and say "yeah, just keep going."
I think it's just horses conspiring to cover all our walking trails with shit. They probably eat burgers when we aren't watching.
"Windancer, keep loading up on the hay," Greystone Rider announces, "you have to cover the hobby farm tomorrow, Eternal Beauty, you take the Moraine trail, and I'll hit the apple orchard. We'll have those humanshoes caked with shit by lunchtime."
"And then we can have burgers?" Winddancer asks, as he clip-clops out the door...
March 3, 2004 - What kind of abbreviation is R.I.P. anyway? I mean, when people see that on gravestones, they don’t say Rest in Peace---the first thing that comes to mind is RIP. RIP, John Smith---he was a good man. RIP, RIP, RIP---after a few seconds everyone says, oh yeah---Rest in Peace. Phew.
Who thought of abbreviating it anyway? Was it during some cash-strapped era like the depression or something? I mean—the guy’s dead---now is not the time to skimp—and RIP? That’s a great word to have on the stone that guards your body for eternity—think of all the other great things that sound like it: Jack the RIPper, RIP-off, RIP your lungs out (which for some unlucky mobsters, might be the way they actually did pass on, which in that case, I forgive them.)
posted by matt at 8:41 PM
24 Comments:
that was really stupid of you to right such an awfull thing about these marvolouss creatures and i bet AAL animals hate you for the love and weakness of sake
- Beth ...
I really hate horses too. They stink and thier wide nose breathes up all the white mans air lol. They are also scared of everthing and dangerous. ATV's are so much more fun and if my ATV sees another ATV it doesnt run into a tree trying to get away from it lol. Did i meantion horses stink?
fuck off and die horses! stop gettin my car covered in shite.stop slowing me down when im B-road blasting.stay in the fuckin fields where they belong! Grrrrrrr
i hope horses do hate you, horses are wonderful animals, and yes they can be dangerous but only if you don't treat them right or respect them. People who fear them have no understanding of them and therefore have no clue. If u don't like horses just coz they shit then wot the f*ck comes outta ur ass? Hating horses just because they are not the same as u is as bad as hating someone because of their skin, race or origin! And in response to staying off of the roads, horses walked along the place that road went long before cars drove on it so they have more right to be there than u do!
tamara 13! horse-rider
Besides taht Tamara, most of those offroad places you ride at are illegal for vehicles. We have problems with those damned four wheelers. This one 4wheeler was being an ass and wouldnt leave, so a buddy of mine walked her big couple thousand pound Appy next to him and said "Get the fuck out of here or I will ride my horse right over you" and he left! HAHAHAHA Moral: Not all the horses are afraid of that sorta stuff...So dont piss off Cowboys.
Yeah, one time I was riding and this jerk in a pickup truck drove up next to us and was trying to spook our horses... So my friend just nudged her huge draft in front of this large truck... and just stands there! It was funny.
fuck horses. i hate them all. bastards.
people who hate horses are so stuiped !!! why cant evryone just love horses they are the best hobby and beautiful. so fuck off the horses
You people who think horses are stupid are pathetic idiots.They are some of the most majestic animals in the world.Their spirit and strength encourages and enpowers people.
If you lived next door to where someone keeps 20 horses on two acres of land you would hate horses too or just the owners . Person who owns two acres next to me where i have lived for 43 years and they don`t live on the two acres just put twenty large aninals on the land . One horse produces 9 tons of manure a year but they don`t haul any away they dump it on the land and when it rains it washes on the other 5 neighboring property owners land poluting everyones land. There is not any vegitation on the entire property ,horses even ate the bark off the trees and killed them . The fences are falling down and the people are too cheap ,lazy or stupid to fix the old fence or build a new one . They show up twice a day to feed them then they leave. Ever wake up to piles of manure and horses grazing in your yard . The barns are falling apart and again too lazy cheap or stupid to fix . They share a gravel road with the other 5 property owners but are too cheap to help pay for maintenance of the private roadway. In ten years have never bought gravel or paid a dime to help with the upkeep . But they are happy to drive on others money . They can`t afford it. It cost about 50-75 dollars a week to feed the horse and they need their money to pay the payments on teir shiny new dodge ram extended cab 4x4 diesel trucks and 35 foot long trailers to haul them in . Why do you need 4 trailers and three trucks when they only use one trailer once a week. The horses have spread weeds on all the property owners land by seeds floating in air and manure washing because they are too lazy ,cheap ,stupid to cut them down before they go to seed . They have three tractors ,one runs it`s 50 years old . They have plenty of farm emplements in the feild (none work useless scrap metal and the horses constantly get injured on the junk ). Guy got hit in his truck and used the insurance money to by another horse. Drives it wrecked now . Also have two non running trucks sitting in lot and a motor home that has not moved in 10 years. Gutters fell off barn and now water runoff goes into my yard washing mud and horse crap in my yard. They breed the horses and never touch the foals until they are 2 years old and then they try to break them to ride. This is top quality white trash entertainment ! I watch hoping they end up breaking something ,hopfully their neck . They do the breeding of mares out in the open where the neighborhood kids can see the horses having sex . (look daddy the horses are playing leap frog. Nothing like hearing a dodge diesel truck with a straight pipe exhaust on it early in the morning kicking in the turbo to pull the massive trailer up the hill. This guy has three or four teeth in his head but spent his denture money on horse feed. The horse shoer they use constantly loses nails off his truck on the road. I spent $20 one month fixing flat tires on my vehichles. This place is two acres and they refer to it as "THE FARM". They don`t grow anything but weeds. There are holes in roof of barns and in fences. I spent $300 one year to fix the fence so the horses would not get on their front knees and stick their heads under the fence and eat the grass three feet on my side of the fence to bare dirt even pulling up the roots and eating all the limbs off my trees that hang over the fence. They leave the horses outside in all kinds of weather because if the horse craps in the barn then they might have to shovel some poop out of the stalls. They have ten cats which they don`t feed and cats meow at my doors late at night for food . One cat got on the hood of a thirty thousand dollar mucsle car and did over 1000 dollars in paimt damage when the car was too slick for his claws to grip on the hood. Another climbed in the fender of another classic car i own and would not come out, got stuck upside down and could not get out . The fender had to be removed to release the cat. Four hours at body shop at $50 dollars an hour. I drove car twenty miles to shop with the cat in the fender. The cat ran off when we freed him. GOOD that one won`t be back. The guy turns water on in trough for horses then leaves and forgets to turn water off flooding neighbors yard with water and water ran more than 1/4 mile away before i called the policeto shut it off because guy threatens tresspassing charges if you get on his land. Guy needs to sell one of the horses and buy teeth. One horse got injured on hay rake and the took it half way across the state to university to have an operation that cos`t $2000 when a bullet would have been cheaper and a better solution. Horse walks crippled now and can`t be ridden or produce foals. You must take a test to drive a car but you don`t have to take a fence builing course to own a horse . There are no laws in my state restrickting the number of horses you can put on an acre of ground but you must have at least three acres to build a house in the county ubless it`s a subdivision of 1/2 or 1 acre lots. HORSE lovers are to blinded by love of the animals to see the destruction and enviromental damage that over pastureing does to the land . Once the topsoil washes away the land will no longer support any vegitation . One parcel of land about a mile away had horses for years and the horses have been gone twenty years and the land still won`t grow grass or trees,just weeds. Wake up and smell the coffe horse owners ,unless you have three acres per horse or more you should not keep the horse. One neighbor has a horse on his 5 acre feild with 5 cows and does not have a problem with his land . A cow has four stomachs and when he eats a weed seed it is digested enough that the weeds don`t reproduce because the have been broken down and cows actually reduce the weeds on the land because of this . If a horse eats a weed the seeds come out in tackt and produce more weeds, and more weeds ,and more weeds. The smell of horse manure ,PISS and the smell of amonia stinks up the entire community in summer. Feilds get muddy and misquitos breed in horses foot prints and in the water troughs that never get cleaned. The two acres of weeds falling buildings and unmanaged land drives the property values down of the surrounding properties. I`ve lived here 43 years and planted over thirty five trees on my three acres over the years. My home is well maintained and pleasing to the eye. I have created a paradise and someone puts a pig stie next door. The local humane society, aspca,EPA,department of natural resorses and sherriffs department says there hands are tied because it`s a FARM when the do not produce any agricultural products. I`m sure you dumb people sypathetic to horses disagree with my views and yes some people really have nice horse farms where horses have plenty of land ,care ,and love. Simply loving horses does not give you the right to destroy the land and make it useless to future generations of humans and animals , We don`t really own they land we are just the temorary custodians of it. If every human that loved horses destroyed one acre of land we would have another desert on earth that is only good for riding ATV`s on or pretty rocks and sand to look at Like UTAH . SURE THE ROCKS ARE PRETTY BUT TRY TO GROW FOOD ON IT,TRY TO FIND ENOUGH WOOD FOR YOUR CAMPFIRE, Try to find something alive on it besides snakes and lizards. I am pushing for laws in my county and state to restrickt the amount of horse you can put on a plot of land and you need three to five acres of pasture land per horse to maintain the delicate balance between enjoying your hobby and destroying the ecosystem . My home and garage take up 1/2 acre and i leave the other 2 1/2 acres of land to nature. It`s a really nice distraction to be interupted from working on my classic car by seeing deer and turkey, rabbits ,squirrels, quail,doves,birds of prey or other wildlife enjoying the small piece of land i kept all natural for my fellow critters that i SHARE THE EARTH WITH NOT SELFISHLY MISMANAGE FOR MY own purpoes. What has to happen to the land before you realize that we are just the keepers of the earth not the owners of it . Will it take a horse stepping on your toe to wake you up or will you need kicked in the head by one. I call on all propery owners to think of the consequenses before you put too many animals on a given piece of land . Those of you who enjoy the horse hobby while managing the land wildlife and natural beauty of the earth i commend you those who don`t i hope the horse kicks you in the head and wakes you up to the destruction your doing to our planet before your neighbor has to do it . It`s Not tHE HORSES FAULT IT`S THE OWNERS RESPONSIBILITY TO USE THE LAND WISELY. ENJOY YOUR HORSE,YOUR HOBBY AND OUR PARADISE THAT WE ALL SHARE TOGETHER. LET`S KEEP IT OUR HOME INSTEAD OF A LIFELESS THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN. TRY TO LOVE YOUR HORSE AND THY NEIGHBOR AND FIND A BALANCE BETWEEN THE TWO SO OUR KIDS CAN ENJOY THE EARTH AND HORSEBACK RIDING FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO COME. IF YOU CAN`T FEED THEM DON`T BREED THEM . AND REMEMBER OTHER PEOPLE DON~T WANT YOUR CRAP IN THEIR YARD.
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE WHO RIDE HORSES ,THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN THROWN OFF AND THOSE WHO ARE GOING TO. WIPE YOUR DAMN BOOTS BEFORE COMING IN THE HOUSE
. I LOVE THE PBR: TONIGHTS SCORE BULLS 10 COWBOYS NUTHIN
WASH YOUR TRUCK OR ARE YOU AFRAID IT WILL FALL APART !
DON`T SPEND YOUR KIDS COLLEGE MONEY ON HORSES THERE ARE ENOUGH DUMBASSES IN AMERICA ALREADY !
THREE THINGS COME FROM TEXAS, STEERS ,QUEERS AND LONESTAR BEER
IF YOUR FAVORITE WINE IS ROADAPPLE,YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF YOUR HORSE TRAILER IS BIGGER THAN YOUR HOUSE TRAILER ,YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF YOUR HORSE HAS NEW SHOES AND YOUR KID HAS NONE YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF YOUR BELT BUCKEL HAS MORE GOOD METAL THAN YOUR TRUCK YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF YOUR WRANGLER JEANS ARE TIGHT ENOUGH YOU CAN SING THE HIGH NOTES ,YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF HORSES AND DOGS RUN OFF WHEN YOU COME OUT OF THE HOUSE ,YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF YOU HERE PEOPLE ASK WHAT THAT SMELL IS WHEN YOU COME INSIDE, YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY!
IF YOU HAVE TO PULL START YOUR TRACTOR WITH YOUR TRUCK (OR VICE VERSA) YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF PEOPLE DON`T KNOW IF YOUR TALKING ABOUT YOUR LAND OR YOUR WIFE WHEN YOU SAY THE BIG SPREAD, YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF YOUR WIFE DOES MORE HORSEWORK THAN HOUSEWORK,YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF THE SWIMMIN POOL IN YOUR YARD HAS HORSE ACCESS RAMP,YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF YOU WASH YOUR HORSE MORE OFTEN THAN YOUR TRUCK ,YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF YOUR LIFELONG DREAM IS TO SOMEDAY OPEN YOUR OWN TACK SHOP, YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF YOU HAD YOUR HORSE TRAILER CUSTOM MADE SO YOUR HORSE CAN POOP OUT THE BACK WHILE DRIVING, YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
IF THE HORSES DRINK AND YOU BATHE IN THE SAME TROUGH, YOU MIGHT BE A COWBOY !
you are a traitor to the animals YOU would if you were alive at that time have been riding 2,500 years ago. Horses would be your most valued pocession and I think you're a stupid fart making this CRAP site.me and my cousin ride daily and think you shoukd be reported but because we are so nice we will not be reporting you this time but beware we may go back on this comment. BEWARE YOU IDIOT! IF I WAS YOU, ID DELETE THIS AWFUL STINKY SITE AND ANYONE WHO READS THIS DON'T GO ON THE SITE EVER AGAIN! IF YOU DO VISIT THE SITE AGAIN YOU ARE SOOOO STUPID FOLLOWING THIS IDIOT'S FOOTSTEPS...
HORSE owners are the stupid people spending more on food for the horses than it would take to feed a family . YOU CAN`T FIX STUPID ! YOUR PROOF OF THAT ! IF WE WEN`T BACK TO HORSES THERE WOULD BE DESTRUCTION AND SO MANY FLIES YOU COULD NOT SEE 50 FEET. THE FLIES AND MISQUITOS WOULD SPREAD ILLNESS AND HOPFULLY ONE HUNDRED MISQUITOS A DAY WOULD BITE YOU AND YOU WOULD STILL FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BLAME BESIDES HORSES OR YOURSELF. HORSES should be taxed more than cigarettes and beer to fund the cleanup of the land that horses have already ruined . HOPE YOU FALL OFF IN A PILE OF CRAP !THIS SITE IS FOR PEOPLE TO TELL YOU DAMN PEOPLE HOW PEOPLE HATE HORSES AND THEIR OWNERS. THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR NAG TOO ! WISH I COULD POST PICTURE OF SOME OF THE LAND HORSES HAVE DESTROYED IN MY TOWN . WHEN THE PEOPLE RUIN THE LAND THEN THEY MOVE TO A NEW PIECE AND RUIN THAT TOO ! STATES NEED TO MAKE LAWS TO STOP PEOPLE FROM PUTTING MORE THAN ONE HORSE ON THREE ACRES OF GROUND ! AND THATS WHAT I`M WORKING FOR IN MY STATE AND EVEN TO STOP PEOPLE THAT HAD THE HORSES BEFORE THE LAW ! "COUNTRY" DOES NOT MEEN YOU SHOULD BUY A HORSE ! IT MEENS PROTECTING OUR NATURAL ENVIROMENT FROM ANYTHING THAT KILLS ALL THE PLANT AND WILDLIFE . THAT MEENS YOU AND YOUR NAG !
Hey, Lay off horses ! Without horses many companies would not be able to do business. Great companies like ALPO ,OLD ROY and how would your kids make those neat crafts for their folks without ELMERS GLUE ! Italians love horses too, with a side of potatoes and a salad . PLUS A GALLON OF WINE TO WASH THEM DOWN ! HORSES AREN`T that bad,It`s all in how you slice them and how much A1 sauce it takes to mask the taste !
Would like to tap into your houses water line and add 10% horse piss! TAKE A SHOWER AND WASH YOUR DISHES IN THAT COWBOT ! The Phosphorus and other chemicals in horse manure end up in peoples wells . My neighbor has a lake that is all but filled up with runoff silt and topsoil from other neighbors horses. He has a bid for $40,000 dollars to blow the dam and drag line the silt out but does not include rebuilding the dam . Your welcome to come out and take all the DAM pictures you like .
Hey lay off the horses!!! Werewould we be if the indians didnt have the horses? Thats right they would have gotten all of their fuckin heads off!! so you woukldnt be alive!!! to even hate them
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in housr language i h8 u ..... get a life n stop tryin 2 rewin horses lifes day aint done noffin 2 u!!!!
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well hello again young man!! HOW DARE YOU STILL HAVE THIS SITE MY COUSIN AND I TOLD YOU MONTHS AGO TO DELETE IT AND U STILL HAVNT DONE IT!!!!!!! CAN U REMEMBER WAT WE SED WE WER GONNA DO IF U DIDNAT....NO WELL ILL TELL U WE R GOIN TO REPORT U IF U DONT DELETE IT IMMEDIATLEY!! HONESTLY DO U NOT UNDERSTAND PLAIN ENGLISH DO U WANT IT IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE?? OK THEN bonjour gain yong masculine je deteste tu! ques'que c'est tu haver bun ecrire buyt un cheval?? now latin: delete denne websiden eller så raporterrer jeg deg!!!
right back to english; so do you get it?? DELETE THIS SIGHT TODA YNOT TOMORROW OR IN A YEAR OR IN A MILLION YEARS BUT TODAY! I'M A REGULAR ATTENDER TO THIS WEBSITE AS I DETESTE THIS STINKY SITE. BY THE WAY IM GONNA BE A POLICE MAN WHEN I GROW UP SOOOOOO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT SEXY COZ ULL BE THE FIRST WEBSITE I'LL PERSECUTE!!
So see you later babes, remember what we said...
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(opposite day ...reeeeally we hate you...hope we haunt you til ur dooms day!!! we'll write on ur gravestone we hate u u traitor1!!!! muhaaaaaaaaaa!!)
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remember or you'll be charged!!
a horse last week was killed( murdered in other words just in case u didnt understand this advanced form of speech) and i believe you did it....
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the last two guys that gave me shit when i crossed the road with my horse are still in the ditch ALL F..KED UP so just remember you never know who your f..king with so if you hate horses keep your mouth shut or someone like me will shut it for you i sure would like to meet you we could be friends lol NOT just for the record im in plainville ma so if you yell out the window at me be sure ill get your plate and come see ya bitch
You are a real bitch, so just fuck off. Horses are WONDERFUL animals and I bet they do hate you, you fucking bitch. HORSES SHOULDN'T DIE, YOU SHOULD, YOU FUCKING BITCH. I HATE YOU, HORSES HATE YOU, ANIMALS HATE YOU AND YOU SHOULD HATE YOURSELF. FUCK OFF BITCFH!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking hate horses. They are a waste of fucking life. Would the ecosystem fail if they were to become extinct? NO! I'll tell you what will be extinct....my mother's fucking credit, and bank account. YOu fucking idiots with your horses and blowing tons of money on feeding, taking lessons, pretending you are a star fucking rider. Horses are fucking worthless and I wish they would all die. My mother is a typical example of a crazy fucking woman who would rather feed her horse than feed her family. She tracks shit on her boots into the house and all she talks about is her fucking horses. Horse women prancing around on their fucking 12000 dollar a year shit factory. If they were wise they would save...but no..if the economy gets worse they will starve because they have horses to show for their lifes employment. I wish all horses would die and I'm glad I finally get to say it. oh and i'm really fucking sick of the arrogance that comes along with horse people...you know how to pick shit out of a hoof and that gives you the right to consult others on everything else....I just really fucking hate horses. Aside from the nutjobs they attract they fucking smell, they freak out all of the time, break shit, oh and cost a fortune to keep. yeah let's waste away all of our childs future because we want to learn dressage...
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